Don’t freak out!
I WILL NOW HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS WHEN KISSING
err i dont have anyone to kiss anyway so
A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.
Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.
Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.
Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.
when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
(Source: scienceing, via laughcentre)
(Source: snowyhoren, via laughcentre)
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create
and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win
(Source: lupinses, via laughcentre)