Some weird shit about kissing

politcorrect:

alpacayothings:

socratesale:

llorrny:

sleeping:

prayerss:

Don’t freak out!

I WILL NOW HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS WHEN KISSING

err i dont have anyone to kiss anyway so

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

feistie:

A kid was walking around school wearing this today and didn’t receive a single comment from administration.

Meanwhile, I was pulled over twice by them to mention how “incredibly short” my bottoms were.

Last time I checked, my shorts don’t reference blowjobs.

Quit sexualizing things that aren’t meant to be suggestive.

(via laughcentre)

uggatrip:

when you try to tell someone a joke but you punch up the fuckline

(via laughcentre)

if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men

(Source: scienceing, via laughcentre)

vougehoren:

‘whats shipping’

(Source: snowyhoren, via laughcentre)

encourage:

if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009

(via laughcentre)

(Source: sandandglass, via laughcentre)

the-listening:

remlupins:

so in writer’s craft our assignment is to write the worst poem we can possibly create

and we’re having a contest and i think i’m going to win

(Source: lupinses, via laughcentre)